Hey St. Peter letra

I Pulled Into Memphis, I Could Not Slow Down
My Brakes Were Gone, I Wrecked the Car...fire On the Ground
Then My Car Exploded and the Flames Licked My Chin
And My Life Flashed Before My Eyes Like An X-rated Film
Like a Poison Arrow My Soul Shot Through the Sky
Landed There At Heaven's Gate, Much to My Surprise
And An Angel With a Halo Walked Up and Said, "hey, Dude!
Welcome to Heaven...we've Got This Glass of Milk For You."
(Chorus)
I Said, "hey St. Peter, Won't You Open Up Your Gate...
I Hear the Devil Calling, Now Please Don't Make Me Late.
He's Got Loud Guitars, Alcohol, Cheap Jamaican Whores...
I Don't Want to Stay in Heaven no More."

Well, Satan Came A-running, Said, "hey, That Boy Is Mine!"
He Had a John Hiatt T-shirt and Trouble in His Eye
Then the Devil On Cloud 7 and St. Peter On Cloud 4
Played a Hand of Poker, and the Winner Gets My Soul

Chorus

Well the Last Thing I Remember, Satan Held Two Jacks
And I Woke Up in the Back of a Memphis Ambulance
And I Do Not Know For Certain Which Cards St. Peter Held
So I'm Breaking All Ten Commandments to Make Sure I Go to Hell

Chorus

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• A Place Of Her Own
• Ashes Of My Heart
• Bad Girl
• Battle Hymn of the Repugnant
• Beast Within
• Beautiful Bonfire
• Every Poet Wants to Murder Shakespeare
• Faces in Picasso's Notebook
• Failing With the Best Intentions
• Feed You to the Sharks
• Feeling Your Head Against the Wall
• From Ragtime to Rags
• Goodbye
• Hey St. Peter
• Hooligans
• I Been Walkin'
• It's Over Now
• Jeune Fille in a White Sundress
• Little Disasters
• Long Drive Back From Madison
• Man Underwater
• Me and My Near Blind Hindsight
• New Guitar
• No Distractions
• Not Dead Yet
• One Perfect Moment
• Out Of Tune Song
• Over My Shoulder
• Promises in the Dark
• Reaching For Shadows
• Reinventing the Wheel
• Rubber Cement Man
• Sammy the Dog Has Learned to Play Trombone
• Shades of Grey
• She Smiles Like Richard Nixon
• Squeezing the Puzzle Together
• Statue By My Phone
• Swallowing Fire
• The Mask of Mona Lisa
• The Master Thief Has Been Murdered
• The Secret of Television
• This Is Me
• Til the Cup Is Broke
• Trying to Prove the Earth Is Flat
• Which Piece Is Missing
• You Owe Me Money